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Dirty Limericks

(111)
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Версия Android
1.6 и выше
Установлено
50 000 - 100 000
Стоимость
Бесплатно

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Описание

Some Limericks are clean and some limericks...not so. These Limericks are definitely the latter.

If you are easily offended, then please do NOT download. These Limericks are crude and contain swearing. you have been warned

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"There was a young girl called Annie,
who had a peculiar fanny,
she went to the doc,
he said that's a c**k,
now everyone calls her Danny."

"There once was a man named Ray,
Who fashioned a c**t out of clay,
But the heat of his p***k,
Turned the clay into brick,
And tore all his foreskin away!"

"There was an old woman from Leith,
Who would circumcise men with her teeth,
It wasn`t for fame,
Or love of the game,
But to get at the cheese underneath."

"There was an old man of the port,
Whose p***k was remarkably short,
When he got into bed,
The old woman said,
"This isn't a p***k; it's a wart!""

"There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her t**s in a tree in Brazil"

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

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